[Steven] Coffee-Based Moisturizer
From an email, Steven says:
If someone were to make a moisturizer out of coffee, that would be mocha lotion.
If someone were to make a train that ran off of said moisturizer, it would generate mocha lotion locomotion.
If someone were to complain about said train going through their neighborhood, said train would generate a local commotion with it’s mocha lotion locomotion.

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man, I thought this was real. I was like “NOW I CAN DRINK IT AND WEAR IT AND NOT FEEL BAD.”
The internet never, ever fails.
http://www.amazon.com/100%25-Pure-Cocoa-Coffee-Cream/dp/B004EFSLY4/ref=sr_1_1?s=beauty&ie=UTF8&qid=1344629387&sr=1-1&keywords=coffee+lotion
You two really need to get off of whatever drugs you’re on.
…well, either that or share >.>
It’s called sugar, and it’s widely available without the need for an ID. ;)
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I want one of those trains…
chugga-chugga-chugga-chugga chugga-chugga-chugga-chugga chugga-chugga-chugga-chugga LAAATTEEEEE