Moo Cards For Christmas
image-heavy post ahoy!
Okay, first off? This post contains NSFW language.
Secondly, I was under the (mistaken) impression that Moo cards would allow you to customize the front AND the back of your moo cards. Turns out you can only upload one “back” image, and as many “front” images as you want. This means I wasted rather a lot of effort, and ended up not getting all my designs made because HONESTLY, who needs 100 copies of a Motherfucking Sorcerer business card? (Plus, I couldn’t afford a whole set for every person I designed something for)
That being said, it was still pretty awesome to order some of Moo.com’s minicards and be able to hand them out to friends.
Entreaty
Kind of goes without saying, but please don’t email any of these addresses. I’m sharing so that I can share the designs I did, not so I can spam my friends. That’s why they’re in images and not text, mmkay? I’d like to believe I don’t have to blur anything given my readership’s inherent awesomeness.
Thank You
This was one of the designs I had to drop, alas. Sometimes I see people do things and I just wanna tell them how awesome they are.


Anything’s Possible
This was a gift for my boss, with his signature catch phrase. I had a lot of fun with the gypsy ticket theme I decided to use.


Shared Back
This was the back that all of the MFS business cards ended up getting.

The Original Pairs












20 Comments
I’m… i’m so confused. you made people business cards? who are the MFSs?
Yes, I made people business cards. MFS = Motherfucking Sorcerers.
yes, but who ARE they? Do you know them? are you one of them? are they physcial friends? interwebs friends? mysterious enteties that visited you in a dream and demanded business cards? Becuase the ones you made are lovely and I’m amazed at the customization. BUT COULD I BE A MFS? Assuming I could ever get the courage to say such undainty words out loud. Is it a SECRET CULT? Their website was most unhelpful in answering these questions for me.
WHAT AM I MISSING?!
*giggle* “their” website is mine, and I only put that image up after my site went down and apparently showed a listing of the domain names I owned … and a friend emailed me with digitally raised eyebrows and the question “Motherfuckingsorcerer.com?”
I am one of them, though I didn’t make myself any business cards. AMO3 may actually recognize the reference, as she emailed me about the game Cards Against Humanity, where we got the idea. The group of friends that plays it with us have frequently been stricken by the hilarity of “a motherfucking sorcerer” as the answer card, to the point where I bought the domain and declared us all sorcerers.
Ah! Is this the PG-13/R rated equivalent of Apples to Apples? I’ve heard about it.
Congratulations on your sorcerernesshood!
Yes, yes it is! ^_^
Because we like games, and we like Apples to Apples…
Would Cards Agaginst Humanity make me blush? Could I play it with my mother and not feel like a heathen? (AMO3, if you are there, please give your opinion)
I would say the game falls firmly into R/X territory often enough to be worth questioning. It’s not subtitled “a party game for horrible people” for nothing.
Also, I am irritated that wordpress seems to be stripping my max-width tags off these images. ARG.
Cards Against Humanity is hilarious, BUT YOU COULD NOT PLAY IT WITH YOUR MOTHER. That is not even about feeling like a heathen.
For me, that game is not appropiate across age/gender lines. For instance, a group of 14 year old boys would be fine, but not so much with some 14 year old girls. A group of just 14 year old girls would work, though. A group of 20+ mixed adults might work, but I would not play with a group of 20 year olds, as the age difference would make me feel awkard. I might play with a group of 50 year olds, though.
Children should not play with parents. Period. At any age.
There is diffently a comfort zone on that game that everyone should be very aware of before and during play.
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I play it with my mom. *grin*
Yes, and Tommy played the game with his mom. And Tommy complained that he held back from certain offensive cards to spare his mother, only to have her play really offensive cards. In the end, he said it was “more weird and creepy than it was fun.”
Perhaps since you are both women there is less awkardness.
I do not know if I could envision playing with Jessica at some point in time (well, I did and she was hilarious), but I would not play with my sons.
I love the “awesome” card. Too bad you had to drop it. I like the idea of handing those out at random.
When I do my volunteer work, I am still amazed how powerful simple little things like that are. When a student gets something correct, I always put a smiley face by it…with a beautiful gel pen, of course. Students love that. They will remind me that they got something right that I did not mark with a smiley face. Dorks. It is just a little mark.
*nod* I was really looking forward to that one. I see people out walking their dogs or picking something up or helping out a stranger and I just want to hug them, but that’s weird. The card is nice and self-explanatory. :D
Mother. Fucking. Sorcerer.
And also, of the MFS cards, I think I like the first pair best!
I was really pleased with how that set came out! :D
What Perry said. See? I can’t even type that here (although I have elsewhere, and have said it aloud, too), because of both the gender barrier and the generational divide. But I think it’s totally, wickedly awesome that Tami owns that domain.
*cackle* Now, if only I would DO something with it.
(I can’t believe there are people who have never heard of us)
I know, right? It’s almost as if we never talk about ourselves outside of my living room or something.