The time has come at last!
For too long we've labored under the smothering lovemuffins and affectionate pastry weapons of the tyrant known only as the Authoress.
For too long! We've waxed satisfied by her literary logic-bombs and incessant desires that we keep improving our writing technique, and to read for joy and laughter.
FOR TOO LONG! We've dealt with her obnoxiously adorable animal pictures.
Well, I say to you, we've had enough!
Our time has come!
Quickly, my fellow compatriots! The tyrant cannot post from her Fortress known only as Work.
Now is our time to rise up, before she can react! Before she can take back the power!
THE TIME OF PERRY IS NIGH!
Watch as I break the rules of the blog with gleeful abandon! Watch as I post on a Monday!
I will post on a Monday! I will post on ANY day!
I HAVE THE POWER!!!!!
I have been instructed to inform you all that the Tyrant--I mean...our dear authoress hasn't been able to put up a blog post for today.
I am to post her apologies, her lovemuffins and a gif of an otter.
PS: Somewhere in this linked contest is a story by the Tyrant. As well as myself (the dashing rebel leader), and brebrebre (the faithful companion to said rebel leader who changes allegiances and sides with the Tyrant instead).
Read and vote along if you dareZ